- Triple H & Shawn Michaels are met at the arena entrance by The Coach and security. They are told that they are banned from the arena tonight.
- Edge and Lita enter the ring. When Edge was about to announce his partner, John Cena ran into the ring and attacked Edge. Rob Van Dam came out and claimed that as a fighting champion, tonight’s main event would be a three way match for the WWE Championship.
Lita vs Torrie Wilson – Lita controls the match and wins the DDT. Winner: Lita
- Vince is in his office complaining that catering isn't here and that his toilet is clogged.
The Spirit Squad (Kenny/Mikey/Nicky/Johnny/Mitch) vs Snitsky, Viscera, Eugene, Val Venis, Jim Duggan – The match ends when the Spirirt Squad hits a simultaneous senton bomb and top rope leg drop on Snitsky. Winners: The Spirit Squad
- D-X is having a tailgate party in the parking lot. Triple H gets some women to flash a bus driver while Shawn was looking for Mr. Fuji.
The Highlanders (Rory & Roby McAllister) vs Matt Striker & Rob Conway –This is the RAW debut for The Highlanders. The best way to describe them would be as the Scottish version of The Bushwhackers. The former teacher, Matt Striker, abandons his partner because he is too smart to be in the ring with The Highlanders. The Highlanders hit The Scott Drop to get the win. Winners: The Highlanders
- Candice Michelle tries to talk to HHH about Shawn being in the production truck. Both have difficulty talking to be orgasmic. When they get up, two ladies appear from under the table.
- With D-X in control of the production truck, they televise Vince going to the bathroom.
- Vince goes to the ring to complain about D-X in the production truck. As he talked, they were messing with the sounds and speeds on his microphone. They then used a telestrater to draw a picture of a rooster and have a balloon over Vince’s face that says “I Love C***s”. Vince then makes an elimination match for Saturday Night’s Main Event between D-X and The Spirit Squad. Vince leaves to ring to what started off as his theme song but then turned into his Slammy Awards performance of Stand Back. I-C Title Match: Champ Johnny Nitro w/Melina vs Carlito – In what is sure to be a very downloaded clip, D-X messes with the production of Melina’s entrance to make it even more suggestive than usual. Carlito hit the backcracker and was about to win the title when Melina attacked Carlito. Trish Stratus ran to the ring and beat up Melina. Winner: Carlito by DQ
- Vince leaves the arena because of the humiliation he just suffered.
Umaga w/Armando Alejandro Estrada vs Scott Wright – While Armando tries to enunciate his name, D-X plugs their new merchandise on the Titantron. Umaga continues his path of destruction and wins with the Spike. After the match, D-X makes belching sounds when Armando tries to speak. Winner: Umaga
- Fireworks go off in Vince’s limo. D-X then confronts Vince and says that maybe next week Vince will let them in the arena.
- Randy Orton comes out and says that Brooke Hogan is hot and if she is lucky then she will find out why he is a legend. He then says that if her daddy has a problem with that then Hulk will find out why he is called “The Legend Killer.”
WWE Title: Champ Rob Van Dam vs Edge vs John Cena – The first part of the match features Cena & RVD taking turns beating up Edge. The show went to break with Edge being tossed out of the ring. The match returned with all the collusion done and all three men battling each other. A few minutes later, Cena was hit by the Van Daminator. Van Dam then missed the five star on Cena. Cena hit the FU on RVD. Edge then hit Cena with the title and pinned RVD to regain the title. Winner and new champion: Edge
Match Results:
- Lita beat Torrie Wilson
- The Spirit Squad beat Snitsky, Viscera, Eugene, Val Venis, Jim Duggan
- The Highlanders beat Matt Striker & Rob Conway
- I-C Title: Carlito beat Champion Johnny Nitro by DQ
- Umaga beat Scott Wright
- WWE Title: Edge beat Champ RVD & John Cena to win the title
