- Vince McMahon is in his office talking about how he will destroy D-Generation X tonight. On his way from his office to the ring, D-X played several pranks on him. Someone delivered a rooster to him and said he brought it because he heard that Vince likes c**k, an alien follows Vince, a fat stripper in a g-string gave Vince the bump and grind, Dusty Rhodes appeared to promote his DVD, and he was asked to sign for a package which contained a p***s enlarger.
- An angry Vince is in the ring talking about how he was going to destroy D-X when Shane McMahon came out to tell his dad that Stephanie was in labor.
- Vince and Shane leave the arena. Prior to leaving the arena, an angry Vince puts The Coach in charge tonight and then proceeds to call his daughter a b***h for her lousy timing. Ironically, the real life father of the baby is one of the men that Vince wants to destroy tonight. It has never been acknowledged on TV that Stephanie is married in real life to Triple H Bra & Panties Match: Torrie Wilson & Maria vs Candice Michelle & Women’s champ Mickie James – Mickie easily rips the clothes off of Torrie and Maria. After the match, she rips the clothes off of her partner. On her way out of the ring, she rips the shirt off of some woman planted in the crowd. Winners: Mickie James & Candice Michelle
Charlie Haas vs Viscera – Prior to the match, Haas enrages Viscera by claiming that Lilian accepted his apology over pillow talk. Viscera is in control of the match when The Spirit Squad comes out and beats both men up. They demand that D-X come out. D-X appears on the Titantron and says they have two words for them: look up. Green slime pours down from the ceiling onto The Spirit Squad. Winner: No Contest
- Kane is interviewed about the 1996 Kane that has been stalking him. Kane says it is someone that he grew up with that is even sicker than him.
Umaga w/Armando Alejandro Estrada vs John McChestney – Umaga annihilates his jobber opponent and wins with the spike. Winner: Umaga
John Cena vs Balls Mahoney – Cena easily wins this match with the STFU. After the match, Sabu attacks Cena and bloodies him up when he hits the triple jump through a table. Winner: John Cena
Randy Orton vs Snitsky – Orton hits the RKO to get the win. After the match, Lawler interviews Orton about going to ECW tomorrow night. Winner: Randy Orton
Handicap Match: Carlito vs Shelton Benjamin & Johnny Nitro w/Melina – During the match, Benjamin & Nitro came to blows. Carlito then tried to roll up Nitro for the win but Nitro used the tights to reverse the pin attempt and get the win. Winner: Shelton Benjamin & Johnny Nitro
- Jonathon Coachman enters Vince’s office to see that it has been trashed by D-X. D-X enter the room and decide to watch the rest of the show with The Coach.
- D-X throw The Coach through a wall and pull his pants down. The Coach is wearing a g-string and D-X spray paint his butt cheeks.
Ric Flair vs Edge w/Lita - Mick Foley is at ringside doing commentary. He says that he is purposely going to have a bad match at Vengeance to humiliate Flair. When the ref is distracted by Lita, Mick gives Flair the mandible claw. Edge then hits the spear to get the win. After the match, Rob Van Dam gives Edge the 5 star frog splash. Winner: Edge
- The Spirit Squad are in the heel locker room and proceed to get an alliance with other wrestlers to destroy D-X
- The Official D-X Reunion: Shawn Michaels & Triple H enter the ring and the fans go nuts. Shawn admits that he lied about Stephanie being in labor. He asks about who the dad is and Triple H says he doesn’t know but the guy must be really hung (inside joke: Triple H is the father). They are interrupted by The Spirit Squad which turns out to be 5 midgets. Triple H then introduces female cheerleaders. When they were about to take their clothes off, the real Spirit Squad comes out with their new allies. Their allies abandon them and D-X takes care of Johnny & Nicky. The segment ends with the midgets mooning the Spirit Squad and their butts spelling “S**k It”.
Match Results:
- Bra & Panties Match: Mickie James & Candice Michelle beat Torrie Wilson & Maria
- Charlie Haas & Viscera fought to a no contest
- Umaga beat John McChestney
- John Cena beat Balls Mahoney
- Randy Orton beat Snitsky
- Handicap Match: Johnny Nitro & Shelton Benjamin beat Carlito
- Edge beat Ric Flair
