Sabu vs Roadkill – Sabu controlled most of the match and hit some very impressive moves. The highlight was a hurricarrana off the top rope followed by an atomic Arabian face buster through a table. When Sabu went through the table, shards of the table cut his back but that could not slow him down. He went for the camel clutch, but realizing that it wasn’t extreme enough, he then gave Roadkill a camel clutch while placing a chair on the back of Roadkill to get the submission victory. Winner: Sabu
- The vampire is outside the arena again.
- Tommy Dreamer says that he appreciates the beating that The Big Show gave him last week and asks for another. The Big Show comes out to beat up Tommy. He dominates Tommy again and tosses him around like a rag doll.
- The unnamed wrestler that stopped Kelly’s striptease last week is in the back with her. He says that he loves when she takes off her clothes but only when she does it for him. He then asks her to go to the ring with him.
- Kurt Angle cuts a promo in the back. After saying that if he wins tonight, he will be in a fatal four way match for the WWE title at Saturday Night’s Main Event. He goes on to say that he considers himself to be a failure since losing his title at WrestleMania 22. He said that he will do whatever needed to be done to win tonight’s match.
Mike Knox w/Kelly vs Danny Doring - The unnamed wrestler in a previous segment is Mike Knox. During the match, Kelly tries to get a fan to unhook her bra but Knox beats the fan up. Knox has a very impressive finishing move but I don’t know what to call it since the announcers didn’t give it a name. This reminds me, didn’t Joey Styles complain about not calling the wrestling moves on RAW and how in ECW he was allowed to describe the wrestling? I guess he forgot because all Tazz and Styles talked about was Kelly and both of them neglected to even attempt to define what this move was. Winner: Mike Knox
- Kelly’s Expose is next. Just like last week, when she was about to take off her clothes, Mike Knox covered her up and dragged her off the set.
- A fat guy dressed like a Chippendales dancer comes out and starts to strut his stuff. This appears to be the same stripper that D-X hired for Vince McMahon on RAW last week. The Sandman comes to the ring and was about to cane him when the stripper’s music hit again. The fat guy disrobes to a g-string and then takes The Sandman’s beer and pours it on himself. The Sandman proceeds to cane the guy.
- Paul Heyman explains to Rob Van Dam that if Kurt Angle wins tonight, Rob’s triple threat match at Saturday Night’s Main Event will become a fatal four way match.
- Edge and Lita sit in the front row. At Saturday Night’s Main Event, he is scheduled to fight Rob Van Dam and John Cena for the WWE title. If Kurt Angle wins, that match will become a fatal four way match which will lessen the odds of Edge walking out of the ring with the WWE title.
- Tazz interviews Edge from the crowd and Edge makes some jokes about ECW and Tazz’s height.
Non-title Match: WWE & ECW Champ Rob Van Dam vs Kurt Angle – Whenever there was no space between the men, Angle dominated with his Olympic wrestling background. As soon as there was any space between the men, RVD would deliver some type of impressive kick. Midway through the match, Angle started to work on the ankle of RVD and at one point even had RVD in the ankle lock. While this slowed down RVD, he was still very dangerous. The end of the match featured several near falls and both men countering each others moves. The match ended when RVD reversed an Angle slam attempt and delivered a DDT. He followed that up with the five star splash for the win. After the match, Edge delivered the spear to RVD. Winner: Rob Van Dam
Match Results:
- Sabu beat Roadkill
- Mike Knox beat Danny Doring
- Non-title Match: Champ Rob Van Dam beat Kurt Angle
