Today is Valentine's Day and nothing says "I Love You" quite like getting married inside of a wrestling ring. Even if you don't plan on getting married anytime soon, there are many lessons you can learn from this list to make your holiday special. The first rule is that is not a good idea to buy anyone a live cobra and not letting them know about it before they open that package.
Most importantly, make sure you are medically cleared to celebrate this evening. You don't want to end up like Al Wilson.
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