Hogan Knows Best Recap
Sunday March 19, 2006
In the second season premier of Hogan Knows Best, Hulk Hogan stalks his daughter and can’t navigate his way around the feminine hygiene aisle of the super market.
- The episode starts off with Brooke (Hulk’s daughter) complaining that she has no privacy. Her brother (Nick) annoys her by playing drums and using an air horn. Her mom (Linda) snoops on her computer while her dad checks out her cell phone.
- Hulk goes to the super market to buy Brooke tampons. Hulk is overwhelmed by all the choices. He goes back to the car to bring Brooke in with him. He makes a bug scene and does not like her choice of tampon. He asks the cashier if the pearls are something sexual.
- Hulk is caught snooping on her daughter’s phone call. She says that she needs to get away. The family decides that she can go away at their beach house with certain ground rules. The most important is that Hulk will not spy on her daughter.
- Brooke is at the beach house with her friend Ashley when Hulk and his wife dress in black criminal outfits to spy on Brooke. They see that the garage door has been left open and call Brooke saying that someone else say the door open. Hulk then compare what he is doing to lying to someone dying of cancer.
- Hulk orders pizza for his daughter. He pays the pizza man to look around the house to see if there is anyone else there. Hulk freaks out when Brooke lets the pizza man in the house.
- Hulk is at a spy store with Brian Knobbs. They buy surveillance equipment.
- Hulk and Brian snoop on Brooke from the ocean. They use a long range audio signal detector and binoculars. Brooke has a party going on in the day and her dad is freaking out that some guy is using his towel. The audio equipment isn’t working to Hulk’s liking and he decides to abort the mission.
- Hulk gets on the inside by using his air conditioning man to gather intelligence. The man spots Brooke’s birth control on the kitchen counter. Hulk goes off the deep end and starts yelling to the man code red, abort mission. Hulk shows up at the house a little later and sees the pills. He questions Brooke about the pills and she says that they are for regulating her cycle and that her mom was with her when she got them. Hulk is now very mad that his wife had him out of the loop.
- Hulk confronts his wife about the situation. She explains that this is a woman issue and that Hulk wouldn’t understand. She is also angry that Hulk was spying on their daughter and that he should have enough trust in their daughter to know that they weren’t being used for birth control purposes.
- Hulk calls up his daughter the next morning to apologize for showing up yesterday and interfering in her weekend. Brooke accepts the apology and the show ends with Brooke coming back home.
For the latest news in everything related to reality TV, make sure to check out Latoya West’s reality TV section of About.com.
- The episode starts off with Brooke (Hulk’s daughter) complaining that she has no privacy. Her brother (Nick) annoys her by playing drums and using an air horn. Her mom (Linda) snoops on her computer while her dad checks out her cell phone.
- Hulk goes to the super market to buy Brooke tampons. Hulk is overwhelmed by all the choices. He goes back to the car to bring Brooke in with him. He makes a bug scene and does not like her choice of tampon. He asks the cashier if the pearls are something sexual.
- Hulk is caught snooping on her daughter’s phone call. She says that she needs to get away. The family decides that she can go away at their beach house with certain ground rules. The most important is that Hulk will not spy on her daughter.
- Brooke is at the beach house with her friend Ashley when Hulk and his wife dress in black criminal outfits to spy on Brooke. They see that the garage door has been left open and call Brooke saying that someone else say the door open. Hulk then compare what he is doing to lying to someone dying of cancer.
- Hulk orders pizza for his daughter. He pays the pizza man to look around the house to see if there is anyone else there. Hulk freaks out when Brooke lets the pizza man in the house.
- Hulk is at a spy store with Brian Knobbs. They buy surveillance equipment.
- Hulk and Brian snoop on Brooke from the ocean. They use a long range audio signal detector and binoculars. Brooke has a party going on in the day and her dad is freaking out that some guy is using his towel. The audio equipment isn’t working to Hulk’s liking and he decides to abort the mission.
- Hulk gets on the inside by using his air conditioning man to gather intelligence. The man spots Brooke’s birth control on the kitchen counter. Hulk goes off the deep end and starts yelling to the man code red, abort mission. Hulk shows up at the house a little later and sees the pills. He questions Brooke about the pills and she says that they are for regulating her cycle and that her mom was with her when she got them. Hulk is now very mad that his wife had him out of the loop.
- Hulk confronts his wife about the situation. She explains that this is a woman issue and that Hulk wouldn’t understand. She is also angry that Hulk was spying on their daughter and that he should have enough trust in their daughter to know that they weren’t being used for birth control purposes.
- Hulk calls up his daughter the next morning to apologize for showing up yesterday and interfering in her weekend. Brooke accepts the apology and the show ends with Brooke coming back home.
For the latest news in everything related to reality TV, make sure to check out Latoya West’s reality TV section of About.com.


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