3/18 TNA:iMPACT! Recap
Sunday March 19, 2006
Scott Steiner makes his Spike TV TNA debut and Chicago White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen gets physical with The Diamonds in the Rough. The main event is an eight man tag team match that features a current WWE wrestler.
- The show starts with footage of Scott Steiner beating up Steve Borden (Sting) at last week’s Destination X PPV.
- Scott Steiner came to the ring with Jeff Jarrett and his army. Steiner runs down all the recent additions to the TNA roster and wonders why they never called him up. He claims to be the new face of TNA.
- In the back, Larry Zbysko announces a steel cage match for next week between Team 3D and Team Canada. Samoa Joe comes in and says that he wants a rematch for the X Division title. Larry tells Joe that since he is the next big thing, he needs to step away from the X Division and that he will announce a special opponent for him at Lockdown. Samoa Joe proceeds to destroy Zbysko’s office.
World X Cup Qualifier: Matt Bentley vs Sonjay Dutt vs Elix Skipper - The winner of this match will join Jay Letha and Chris Sabin on Team USA. Simon Diamond is at the announce table as both a representative of Elix Skipper and to talk about the White Sox. Bentley hits Skipper with the superkick and goes for the pin when Dutt hits the 450 splash to break up the pin fall attempt and pin Bentley. Winner: Sonjay Dutt
- Simon Diamond shows Shelley cam footage of himself sneaking into White Sox training camp taking batting practice. The coach throwing batting practice notes that he has a good swing but a bad attitude. Simon then says that is all that happened. Before the show goes to commercial break, Mike Tenay says that have more footage that his friends at the White Sox recorded.
- Simon confronts AJ Pierzynski about having an X Division belt. With all the other White Sox looking on, AJ & Simon are about to fight. Before they land any blows, Simon is hit in the back by a chair by White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen.
- Jeremy Borash interviews Team 3D about their match against Team Canada next week. Team 3D mocks Team Canada by reciting a spoof of O Canada
Abyss w/James Mitchell vs. Cassidy Riley - Abyss easily wins this squash match with the black hole slam. Winner: Abyss
- Christian Cage is in Canada filming a movie with Paul Giamatti and Clive Owen called Shoot ‘Em Up. He then talks about how disgusting the Sting situation is and is upset that Alex Shelley has been stalking him.
- Jeremy Borash interviews Mitchell about Abyss possibly facing Christian Cage in an NWA Title match at Lockdown. Alex Shelley comes to the ring and offers Mitchell the use of his videotaping skills. Mitchell accepts his offer.
Latin American Exchange (Homicide & Machete) vs. Norman Smiley and Shark Boy - Konan tried to interfere but accidentally hit Machete with the slapjack which allowed Shark Boy to make the easy pin. After the match, Homicide & Konan beat up Machete and ripped his shirt off. Winners: Norman Smiley & Shark Boy
Christopher Daniels, AJ Styles, Rhino & Ron Killings vs America’s Most Wanted, Alex Shelley and Shannon Moore - This is Shannon Moore’s final TNA appearance. He signed a contract with the WWE earlier this week. I’m sure that you can now guess who will be doing the job in this match. This one ends when Styles and Daniels gave Moore a double power bomb followed by AJ’s Styles Clash. AJ makes the pin for his team. Winners: Chris Daniels, AJ Styles, Rhino, & Ron Killings
- The show ends with Team Canada talking about next week’s match.
Match Results
- The show starts with footage of Scott Steiner beating up Steve Borden (Sting) at last week’s Destination X PPV.
- Scott Steiner came to the ring with Jeff Jarrett and his army. Steiner runs down all the recent additions to the TNA roster and wonders why they never called him up. He claims to be the new face of TNA.
- In the back, Larry Zbysko announces a steel cage match for next week between Team 3D and Team Canada. Samoa Joe comes in and says that he wants a rematch for the X Division title. Larry tells Joe that since he is the next big thing, he needs to step away from the X Division and that he will announce a special opponent for him at Lockdown. Samoa Joe proceeds to destroy Zbysko’s office.
World X Cup Qualifier: Matt Bentley vs Sonjay Dutt vs Elix Skipper - The winner of this match will join Jay Letha and Chris Sabin on Team USA. Simon Diamond is at the announce table as both a representative of Elix Skipper and to talk about the White Sox. Bentley hits Skipper with the superkick and goes for the pin when Dutt hits the 450 splash to break up the pin fall attempt and pin Bentley. Winner: Sonjay Dutt
- Simon Diamond shows Shelley cam footage of himself sneaking into White Sox training camp taking batting practice. The coach throwing batting practice notes that he has a good swing but a bad attitude. Simon then says that is all that happened. Before the show goes to commercial break, Mike Tenay says that have more footage that his friends at the White Sox recorded.
- Simon confronts AJ Pierzynski about having an X Division belt. With all the other White Sox looking on, AJ & Simon are about to fight. Before they land any blows, Simon is hit in the back by a chair by White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen.
- Jeremy Borash interviews Team 3D about their match against Team Canada next week. Team 3D mocks Team Canada by reciting a spoof of O Canada
Abyss w/James Mitchell vs. Cassidy Riley - Abyss easily wins this squash match with the black hole slam. Winner: Abyss
- Christian Cage is in Canada filming a movie with Paul Giamatti and Clive Owen called Shoot ‘Em Up. He then talks about how disgusting the Sting situation is and is upset that Alex Shelley has been stalking him.
- Jeremy Borash interviews Mitchell about Abyss possibly facing Christian Cage in an NWA Title match at Lockdown. Alex Shelley comes to the ring and offers Mitchell the use of his videotaping skills. Mitchell accepts his offer.
Latin American Exchange (Homicide & Machete) vs. Norman Smiley and Shark Boy - Konan tried to interfere but accidentally hit Machete with the slapjack which allowed Shark Boy to make the easy pin. After the match, Homicide & Konan beat up Machete and ripped his shirt off. Winners: Norman Smiley & Shark Boy
Christopher Daniels, AJ Styles, Rhino & Ron Killings vs America’s Most Wanted, Alex Shelley and Shannon Moore - This is Shannon Moore’s final TNA appearance. He signed a contract with the WWE earlier this week. I’m sure that you can now guess who will be doing the job in this match. This one ends when Styles and Daniels gave Moore a double power bomb followed by AJ’s Styles Clash. AJ makes the pin for his team. Winners: Chris Daniels, AJ Styles, Rhino, & Ron Killings
- The show ends with Team Canada talking about next week’s match.
Match Results
- World X Cup Qualifier: Sonjay Dutt beat Matt Bentley & Elix Skipper
- Abyss beat Cassidy Riley
- Norman Smiley & Shark Boy beat Homicide & Machete
- Chris Daniels, Rhino, Ron Killings, & AJ Styles beat America’s Most Wanted, Alex Shelley, & Shannon Moore
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